CRAB 1

  DESIGNED FOR SUPERCOMPRESSION INTO THE PAPERVERSE., CRAB 1 IS THE ONLY ONE OF THE HAND WONDER MACHINES ABLE TO CONVERT ITS STRUCTURE FROM 3-DIMENSIONS TO  2 AND PROTECT ITS CREW FROM THE  DISTORTING PRESSURES OF THIS INCREDIBLE TRIP.

  CRAB 1 IS CAPTAINED BY FRAULEIN HARLOTTE CHURCH, THE ONLY HAND AGENT TO HAVE ATTAINED DISTINCTION IN ALL FIVE DIVISIONS OF THE ORGANISATION.  

  HER CREW IS COMPRISED OF FIVE LUCKY ‘VIRGINS’, EACH HAND-PICKED FROM INSANE ASYLUMS AND BROTHELS AROUND THE WORLD. WHEN THE BAND BEGINS TO PLAY, WHEN IT¹S TIME TO DIVE INTO THE GRINDING, INFINITELY FLATTENED JET-BLUE DEPTHS OF THE PAPERVERSE, THE GIRLS TAKE UP THEIR STATIONS AND SING THEIR SONGS OF LOSS AND LOVE AND CYNICAL SCORN.

Original drawings  by Chris Weston.

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UPDATED : 07/12/2003